janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market





fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!




insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats



mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)